As a change of pace with all of the changes going on, I
thought I'd bring some levity to my blog today. I found these
descriptions/phrases on various real estate websites and thought I'd bring them
together here. Be sure to let me know if you have one of your own or know of
one you can add to this list.
When it says:
This is what it REALLY means:
MUCH
POTENTIAL
Steer clear unless you have a lot of money!
UNIQUE CITY
HOME Used
to be a warehouse
CONTEMPORARY
Lots if steel shelves with little holes like the
kind your dad used to store tools on.
ONE-OF-A-KIND
Ugly as sin
UPPER
BRACKET
If you have to ask…
YOU’LL LOVE
IT No
you won’t
MUST SEE TO
BELIEVE An
absolutely accurate statement
SPACIOUS Average
CHARMING
Small
COZY
Very Small
WALK TO
STORES
Nowhere to park your car
BRIGHT AND
SUNNY Drapes and blinds not included
SPRAWLING
RANCH Floor plan sucks
SECLUDED
SETTING Just try and
find it
EXECUTIVE
NEIGHBORHOOD Taxes are really
high
UNAFFECTED
CHARM Needs
painting
STARTER
HOME
Run Down
NATURAL
SETTING
Deer will eat your plants and bushes
PARK LIKE
SETTING
There's a tree in the yard
AND MUCH, MUCH
MORE Can’t think
of anything more to say
When I was searching for a home it boasted of the great views
and needed some TLC. I can say it had an awesome view that was getting closer
all the time. The house was falling down the side of mountain. You had to take
dramamine just to view it!
Don't forget to put your favorite sayings and
meanings below.
